They ARE { Cannonically speaking } TOTALLY CELIBATE.

However you can screw anything that walks every day of your life and { Cannonically speaking } remain CELIBATE.

Just NEVER EVER commit the REAL BIG SIN....marry your bimbo. If you do that, within ONE WEEK, you will find out what life on the outside is really like.

( Really just ONE MORE word game thing that the RCC has refined into a unique language over the centuries, called VATICANESE. Where YOU say one thing, but THEY hear another. .... Sort of like when Slick Willie, under oath was heard to mutter his Georgetown Jesuit trained Vaticanese script..."Well, that really depends upon what the meaning of IS, is, doesn't it?" )